Our friendly customer service staff are available to contact 2.4 hours a day, 0.7 days a week at email@example.com.
If our email address fails to work for any reason, possibly because a badger uprising has destroyed some of our communications infrastructure, then try our freephone telephone number: 0800 0845 0870.
If that doesn't work then please assume the badger uprising has resulted in the total destruction of our offices and our staff have fled in fear of their lives. Any outstanding badger orders will unlikely be fulfilled unless you ordered our brand new, limited edition, Rampaging Badger.