Welcome to Badgers Direct, your one-stop-shop for all your badger needs. Choose from our wide range of badgers from our fully-trained professional badgers to our wild and snappy "fresh from the sett" badgers. Just give us a call and our friendly customer service staff will help you choose the right badger for you!
Why choose Badgers Direct over rival badger supply companies?
- Badgers Direct has the country's largest selection of fully-trained badgers to choose from. Our world-renowned training facility produces badgers to a professional standard and come complete with all necessary qualifications. Our range includes butlers, bakers, maids, jesters, accountants, fighter pilots, kitchen installers, football commentators, gimps, pole-vaulters, astronauts and much, much more!
- Our wild and snappy "fresh from the sett" badgers are perfect for the badger fan who likes to train their own badger. We provide free 24/7 support for the first two minutes of your new purchase as you work to domesticate your new badger. Buy now and take advantage of our current special offer - a free first-aid box with every badger purchased!
- We offer an unparalleled range of badger accessories for you and your badger. Popular choices includes the matching top hat and waistcoat set; the badgermobile, a race car specially designed for badgers; and the robo-badger power-suit, a hi-tech suit of armour for your badger which gives him super strength, laser cannons and the power of teleportation.
- Badgers Direct offers free delivery to mainland UK on most of our badger ranges. Exceptions include the Giant African Elephant Badger and the Blue Whale Badger, both of which cost an extra £100,000 for delivery. Please make sure you're at home when we deliver these items as neighbours tend to be rather unhelpful when it comes to looking after them for you.
- Badgers Direct has been a family owned and run company since 1905 and we pride ourselves with always putting the customer first. If you are disappointed with any area of our service then let us know so we can improve our already outstanding service. Our complaints department is located in our Antarctica office so please don't hesitate to pay them a visit.
So what are you waiting for? Get your badger direct from Badgers Direct! Contact us now to place your order or to request a free 32-page black and white Badgers Direct catalogue. A free badger badge is yours with your first order!