We Are All Badgers has teamed up with the nation's cheese roll retailers to offer every reader a tasty cheese roll completely free of charge! Simply print out this genuine-looking voucher and take it to a cheese roll retailer of your choice and they will happily present you with your 100% free cheese roll. Terms and conditions apply, see below.
Terms and conditions: 1) Only one cheese roll per customer 2) Cannot be exchanged for cash value 3) Offer applies to UK citizens and everyone else 4) Offer ends day after tomorrow 5) Voucher can only be exchanged for a cheese roll; cannot be exchanged for a cheese and onion roll, a small horse or a nuclear warhead 6) You must appear slightly demented in order to claim your 100% free cheese roll 7) Barking would also help 8) And flap your arms like a chicken 9) Then hit them with your best dance moves whilst still pretending to be a barking chicken 10) If that doesn't work then tell them you'll tickle their pancreas if you don't get your 100% free cheese roll 11) And if that doesn't work then tickle their pancreas 12) If they still deny you your 100% free cheese roll then curl up in a ball and sulk in the middle of the shop for the rest of the day, occasionally shouting out new words you've just made up 13) Good luck! You'll need it!
: We Are All Badgers take no responsibility for any violence and subsequent injury or death that results from the attempted use of this voucher. Any correspondence regarding the matter will be immediately destroyed by an aging hamster.