Give Us Your Personal Data!
These days personal data is big business and that's why the Big Cheese Badger wants yours! He's prepared this questionnaire to capture highly valuable information about your likes and dislikes and habits and hobbies which he can then sell to the highest bidder and make a fortune. That's the plan anyway.
As a incentive, every completed questionnaire will be entered into a draw to win a modern, top-of-the-range time machine. Please note the time machine was built by the Big Cheese Badger who has no knowledge of engineering or temporal physics, so you might experience operational "quirks" upon use of your new time machine. If you are transformed into a steaming pile of bubbling green slime please consult the troubleshooting guide in the manual.