Word of the Day Previous Winners
Presented below for your perusal are several majestic previous winners of the Word of the Day competition:
- acquiesce v.
accept without complaining.
- perturb v.
disturb greatly; alarm. best used in the phrase: "I was most pertubed."
- cup n.
small drinking container with a handle.
- cupboard n.
board to keep cups on.
- arse n.
large growth on the reverse of the body. often used to excrete bodily waste and to emit humorous gases.
- door n.
handy opening thing that leads to another room. often mistaken for a jar.
- god n.
fictional all-powerful entity of no fixed abode. also dog backwards.
- bob n.
officially the best name in the world. short for bobbert.
- yomp n.
hardy trek through nettle and bush. can only be done with a yomping stick.
- mill v.
move in a confused manner. often put into practice by the We Are All Badgers staff.
- pah! n.
exclamation of sheer disgust.
- mayhap adv.
old fashioned word seemingly formed out of maybe and perhaps, with the same meaning. should be used more often, mayhap.
- peruse v.
read in a careful or leisurely manner. the next word is available for your perusal.
- badger (1) n.
nocturnal burrowing mammal with a black and white head. recently voted greatest animal ever.
- badger (2)
n., v., adv., adj.
a word that can used in place of any other word as long as the meaning of the sentence is still known to the listener.
- ho-hum n.
much like a sigh - expresses resignation to a certain course of action.
- crapulous adj.
sick from excessive indulgence in liquor. comes in handy as it is not technically offensive so can be uttered to the queen with no annoying death penalty consequences.
- irksome adj.
irritating or annoying. e.g. the Big Cheese Badger is an irksome fiend.
ahem, not technically a word.