Athlete’s Foot For Sale
Do you like watching athletics? Do you marvel at the skills of the athletes? Do you you want one of their feet? If that's a yes then you've come to the right place! Fastest Foot First is the UK's number one athlete's foot supply company and we offer only 100% genuine athletes' feet at 100% genuine competitive prices!
We are proud to say our extensive catalogue includes every single athlete in the world so we are confident there's an athlete's foot to suit every customer. To choose the right one for you simply watch an athletics competition - the Olympics showcases our high-end, luxury products, suitable for even the most demanding of customers; while the Diamond League includes our mid-range choices which should satisfy a wide range of tastes. Or if you're tight for cash this month then just pop along to a community sports event in your area to peruse the budget range.
We go the extra mile to guarantee that our products are 100% genuine athletes' feet. Whereas rival companies provide a certificate of authenticity, which can easily be forged, Fastest Foot First provides a 100% unforgeable video of authenticity, of the actual amputation, so you can be sure that your new foot is from a genuine athlete and not just a random estate agent from Hartlepool. Please note videos are rated Over 18.
When placing your order please provide details of your chosen athlete and whether you want their left or right foot. If you don't specify which foot then we'll surprise you. To appease the moral crowd, we always endeavour to supply the athlete with a high quality wooden replacement, which enables them to continue their training, albeit at a lower level of performance.
Please note that requests are cut to order to maintain freshness and extend longevity, therefore please allow ten working days while we process your order i.e. chase the athlete around the running track. Orders are non-returnable due to the difficulty of re-attaching the foot back onto the athlete, especially since they tend to frantically hop away when they see us again.
So what are you waiting for? Order now and for a limited time only get 10% off with promo code: "ARGHNOPLEASESTOPHELP!!!"