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In the meantime how would you like some badger business cards? You could display these cards proudly in your most expensive glass cabinet next to your best china or you could hand these cards out to friends, relatives or random people who are asking you to go away.
All for the extremely low price of £1.43 for UK (or £2.57 for Rest Of World) which just covers costs and processing. Just write your name and address below, press submit and then click the PayPal link to send payment which will be on the next page.
Big Cheese Badger will then post the assorted selection of badger cards to you shortly. And remember, each envelope will be adorned with a randomly placed stamp. None of this standard-stamp-position-conformism nonsense for us.