Did we say Facebook? We meant to say the popular rival version - Badgerbook!

Badgerbook uses a "deemed consent", "opt-out" system, so that means you've automatically joined Badgerbook. If you wish to opt-out simply tweet the Big Cheese Badger with #badgerbook #optout and don't forget to send £100 to cover administrative costs.

The Badgerbook platform is well known for its accessible format and traditional values. We've had substantial feedback from users saying it's far more relaxing and less stressful than its flashy alternatives. To use Badgerbook simply print out this page and write your Badgerbook posts in the spaces provided. Then pop it an envelope and post it to:

The Big Cheese Badger
We Are All Badgers Head Office

Don't worry, it won't cost you a penny to post, as we have a special arrangement with Royal Mail. Just make sure you write on the envelope: "To be delivered free of charge for no reason please."

Speaking of writing things on envelopes, the Big Cheese Badger often likes to write nice things on his envelopes to cheer up the hardworking posties and it never fails to brighten up their day. If you'd like to do the same then try complementing the postie by writing a few kind words on your envelope like "you look nice today" or "I like your eyes" or even "I like your nostrils". A simple complement goes a long way. Literally, as its on an envelope.

Please be patient for your Badgerbook post to be processed as it could take upwards of some unspecified time. When he gets around to it, the Big Cheese Badger will like and comment on your post then send it to a random residential address in order to get more likes for you. This way more people see your post and hopefully they'll send it to another random address and if you're lucky it might go viral and get posted to millions of homes!

According to the laws of probabaility you should randomly receive your Badgerbook post, complete with likes and comments, through your letterbox in around one hundred to two hundred years time, so make sure you mention it to your great, great, great grand children.

So what are you waiting for? Join the fun! Badgerbook starts here!



What are you up to today? Don't worry if it's mundane and boring, you'll get loads of likes whatever you say.










Badgerbook currently doesn't have any photograph processing capabilities, so please draw a memorable moment from your holiday here:










Want to play a fantastically, brilliantly, amazingly fun game on the Badgerbook platform with other fantastic, brilliant, amazing Badgerbook users?

Sorry, you can't.

Write any feelings of disappointment below:










Congratulations, you've sent your first Badgerbook post! Feel free to send another one tomorrow!