It's a joke page. Just one joke. As the title suggests.
Let's get down to business - a new spin on an old classic: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Can you guess?
Go on, have a guess first, as the excitement and tension builds...
Yes, we did say excitement and tension.
It's there, honest, and it's increasing.
It's tense, isn't it?
Can you bear the tension??
It's exciting, isn't it???
Can you bear the excitement????
Just nod and agree.
OK, tension and excitement created, the wait is over, let's see the punchline!